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Force majeure

A French word which describes the bowel movements of lazy executive and corporate leaders.
As I walked into the bathroom I heard moans and groans to deep for words. It was the sound of the constipated president crapping away.

I asked, "Are you okay back there?". "Just a Force majeure", shouted the president. "We will be back to normal in a few days once the snow storm is past." Confused and bewildered, I reminded the president that it was the middle of summer. He didn't hear me though, he was too busy cramping away.
by X2bassplayer January 7, 2025
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Task Force Dope

Drugs (especially meth) seized in raids by narcotics tasks forces and later used to pay off informants in lieu of cash.

Police can also detain the informant later and threaten to charge them with posession if they need leverage.
My girl got spun up last night on Task Force Dope.

Shorty in jail and Dee holed up high on Task Force Dope.
by Joker_310 June 19, 2022
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g-force intercourse

when you spin around super fast while having sex
"I performed an impactful abortion and achieved full orgasm while engaging in g-force intercourse with my girl last night"
by beefusdeleefus October 4, 2023
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Forceful Steve

The cutest pookie to ever have pookied. Alongside his beloved Flak_Fire, Steve is an unstoppable force.
"Oh fuck, It Forceful Steve."

*Giggling intensifies in the distance.*
by Zochay March 28, 2024
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Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.
by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018
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Forced cum tribute

A Forced cum tribute is when a Person make you ejaculate to them over and over And you have to do it when they say so.
Girl: I started a forced cum tribute
boy: oh, Okay what Is that

girl: Its when i make my boyfriend cum too me over and over again. whether he likes it or no
by Somerandomguy22357 October 27, 2023
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Not by force

A call to stop pursuing; people, situations and objects that are becoming increasingly difficult and/or causing stress.
Jeanette: Have you got your ticket for Mickey Boobs yet?
Sharon: You know what, I've been onto ticketmaster twice and kept getting stuck in the queue.
Jeanette: You should try again, come on, it's The Bublé
Sharon: I'm over it mate. Ask Sally instead. Not by force.
by anonymous September 5, 2022
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