fool's paradise

1. To live in some imaginary world where everything is perfect when in reality everything is falling apart.
2. A promised way of life from a lover that they don't intend to come through on.

1. That man is living in fool's paradise, his life's a wreck.
2. She is totally leading him into a fool's paradise.

by Tyler Lake December 15, 2006

flag football

The phenomenon that occurs when someone leaves the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of their pants, giving the illusion that they are in the middle of a game of flag football.

*Guy walks by with tp hanging out of the back of his pants*

Witness #1: "Dude--that guy is playing flag football! You gonna let him score?"

Witness #2: "Bitch, I ain't tuggin that shit!"

by Ator February 27, 2008

Foot slave

A foot slave or footboy is usually a male teen or older who /massages/caressess/licks/kisses/sucks the toes of his giantess/mistress

Get on the floor foot slave and suck my toes so they're nice and wet!

by Solelicker August 26, 2008

foot in ass

Phrase used in almost every episode of That 70s Show by Mr. Foreman.

"Steven, where is your stash?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about"
"If you don't tell me where it is I'm going to stash my foot in ass (your)"

by golfman14 October 22, 2006

Fast Food Fart

When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.

Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.

by kelly girl January 27, 2009

Footsies

the act of kicking each other playfully under something that would usually hide it. usually it is given away by facil expressions such as laughing.

I would have gotten away with playing footsies with Tina, if she hadn't laughed and made everybody look.

by andrewc1117 August 3, 2007

highway food

food that is easy to eat while driving, such as a burger

I'm hungry so before I hit the road I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and grab some highway food.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 7, 2010