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Fat Breath

Fat Breath, when one is potbellied, blubbery , plump, voluptuous, weighty, double-chinned, corpulent, jowly, pudgy, tubby, roly-poly, fattish, fleshy, portly, stout or chunky. Typically means that the individual either:
1. Has the odor of rancid lard

Or

2. Is fat in general, and is used as a nic-name.
"Hey Fat Breath, did you want to upsize your fries?"
by Jeremy Plume May 28, 2008
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Fat Tear

When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.
Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.
by Captain Tom Awesome August 27, 2016
mugGet the Fat Tearmug.

fat service

"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."
by flemgem November 7, 2007
mugGet the fat servicemug.

Fat Angie

In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".

The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.

The Fat Angie.

Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."
"I met this total obnoxious jerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."
by Don Macaulay December 28, 2016
mugGet the Fat Angiemug.

fat ass

A fat person who cant move or stand up ...... well only when they are licking the cheeto cheese off their fingers
that fat ass is so fat i bet it takes him 35 mins to find MR. happy
by mickster 555 September 22, 2006
mugGet the fat assmug.

fat tits

A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)
sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk
by cole March 13, 2005
mugGet the fat titsmug.

fat blocker

this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.

fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.

Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."
by Bill2455 November 14, 2005
mugGet the fat blockermug.

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