Fat-well

A person who has gained weight and does not look good after their weight gain.

That girl did not fat-well...I feel bad for her.

by Daydream February 22, 2008

Fat Angie

In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".

The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.

The Fat Angie.

Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."

"I met this total obnoxious jerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."

by Don Macaulay December 28, 2016

hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").

While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.

by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008

Fat retard

A fatass retard

“Hey you know that nigga Blake Williams, that one fat retard?”

by Thatoneniggathatwantstodie June 25, 2019

fat ass

A fat person who cant move or stand up ...... well only when they are licking the cheeto cheese off their fingers

that fat ass is so fat i bet it takes him 35 mins to find MR. happy

by mickster 555 September 22, 2006

fat tits

A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)

sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk

by cole March 13, 2005

fat blocker

this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.

fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.

Every man should have a fat blocking friend.

guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."

by Bill2455 November 14, 2005