Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.

I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation

by Boston2316 August 26, 2025

like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011

throb the dolphin

To jack-off; masturbate if you're a guy.

Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:

by shadowknight4421 October 22, 2011

jerk the dolphin

Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.

Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.

by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011

The Dubstep Dolphin

Dance move that can only be performed by certain highly skilled dancers first coined in 2011 in Middlesbrough by James Barron.

Wow its going wob, someone do the dubstep dolphin!

by DerekAcorah July 10, 2011

Tangle the Dolphin

When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.

I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.

by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012

Flogin the dolphin

to jack-off, to masturbate

"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"

by Vip member November 25, 2014