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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021
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dingatron

a wiener with no bun; robo-cock
Damn, that is a very nice dingatron!
by Dingdongboy March 3, 2021
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Ding-a-Ling

Damn boy put that hard and big Ding-a-Ling in my ass.
by JoJoCoolBoiHaHa February 3, 2021
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Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion
Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"
by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021
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Dingbat

You are a dingbat man
by Big mans not hot March 18, 2021
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