Dirty Keith

When you piss on a girl's chest and then use it as lubrication to tittie fuck her.

Last night I had to go to restroom real bad so I just decided to give her a "Dirty Keith" instead.

by joe dirt jr January 16, 2007

Dirty Cassidy

When you want to have sex with your girl but you have no protection, so you use a Venomoth Pokémon card as a condom whilst you scream “I wanna be the very best.”

Man, I was so horny last night. I’m sorry that I had to use the ol’ dirty Cassidy on you.

by Ligma joe mama March 28, 2020

Dirty Jones

A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.

"My young niggas popping M’s and sipping Dirty Jones"

by EasterPinky November 22, 2011

Derpy Hooves

A grey pegasus pony and minor character in the cartoon series My Little Pony. She is best known for her clumsiness and cross-eyed gaze. Originally named Ditzy Doo, she quickly became a favorite among bronies. She likes muffins and delivering mail.

Derpy Hooves can count to muffin. She is not a clever pony.

by laofmoonster April 17, 2011

dirty lala

dirty lala - when you stick your finger in (your) butt hole and then rub it in someones eye to give them pink eye

keith is a dumbass, so I gave him a dirty lala, now he has pink eye

by walterh1 September 25, 2010

dirty bag of carrots

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

by 68guns March 18, 2009

Dirty Bin Laden

A full fecal beard, which is received when motorboating a girl's butt cheeks.

Dude, I gave myself a Dirty Bin Laden when I was motorboating Michelle last night!

by ZEBRA-NINER June 18, 2010