Cut the pie

To queef. Like "cut the cheese," but for ladies only.

Dave: What was that noise? It sounded like a wet fart.
Chip: Grandma cut the pie again.

by Dettigers May 30, 2022

Unkind cut

Vasectomy

I can just bust in you, I've had the unkind cut!

by Taystone93 October 29, 2018

Cut the Cow

To brush teeth. Also phrased "kill the cow", "cut the cherry cow", "kill the cherry cow", "kill the cow and cook it with cherries" or similar phrases.

"Make sure you cut the cow before you go to sleep."

by JB+MB August 28, 2020

cutting headphones

what does it sound like

look at this nigga cutting headphones

by mega ultra dick nut cum blastr February 7, 2019

Cutting the Pita

When someone chops the wood, is a bit of a blueberry if you know what I mean, pets the dog if you catch my drift, rolls the dough if you’re catching what I’m giving

Suburban mom: “That boy over there is definitely cutting the pita”
Suburban mom #2: “oh yes, he certainly bears a strange resemblance to a gigantic fish”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Cut crusader

A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.

"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"

by Chris.is.gay February 6, 2020

cutting the wood

term used when you jerk off to much and your dick falls off

Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.

by Huntoar April 21, 2017