When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
by Merk Colasserone May 8, 2013
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Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.
by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017
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by Tyler Rennie December 10, 2019
Get the Crispamobiaphobia mug.Being crispier than a mug means when someone is looking absolutely fly on the double. Usually meant to refer to a handsome fellow that has quite the wonderful outfit put together.
by Hank the tank3890 August 31, 2022
Get the Crispier Than A Mug mug.A joke within the Alexander Ludwig and/or the Hunger Games fandom. Alexander Ludwig frequently tells his fans to "Stay Crispy" via twitter, as he does with the term "Liv it up"
by StayinCrispy October 21, 2012
Get the Stay Crispy mug.Chispita is a chihuahua that Lai'La will be obsessed with. She barks a lot but will hardly ever bite (except if try to touch her mom or mess with her). She is very small, cute, adorable, smart, and overprotective.
Random person: aww cute doggy its so small. Can I touch it.
Mom: She Barks alot
Random person: * did not listen, touches dog
Chispita: * barks
Random person: * runs
Mom: She Barks alot
Random person: * did not listen, touches dog
Chispita: * barks
Random person: * runs
by Yazmin the Cucumber February 27, 2020
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"That guy in the wheelchair can probably get the door himself, as he seems to have a high degree of cripability.
by Jason Van Cleave December 14, 2008
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