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Crack mac 

Crack mac: a laptop utilised as a tray for the snorting of cocaine.
Aka: lean machine, soft top, qwerty quarters, kilo keys
"Doin' lines off the crack mac."
Crack mac by bluejayswin April 4, 2019
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Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.
Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.
Crack Monkey by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Crack Baby Name 

A baby who was born while their mother was on crack and has a weird crack head name.
"You seen what Deeangeloquan did today" "man he got such a crack baby name"
Crack Baby Name by anonymous December 7, 2020

crack den of saint john 

A brown tarnished house with what lives a weed troll who is said to smoke 12 grams of reefer per day. He can gain magical powers from said reefer, such as being able to play osu drunk. Doctors across tge world fear what lays beneath his lungs. The weed trolls father the liquor troll will sometimes glide his magic truck to the whimsical sidebar for hours drinking potions of courage which helps him pilot his magical rust heap across town.
You ever been inside the crack den of saint john?
Well One time I walked in got mauled by a simese cat
That sucks
crack den of saint john by Y2KBazo February 11, 2021

Crack koky 

Someone who never pays for their own crack
I dont hang out with judy cause she’s so crack koky
Crack koky by uwuaca December 19, 2021

Crack Man 

usually a jew. someone who likes to put his face in the crack or butt hole area of a male(FAG) or female(usually fat).
John is meow knowned as Crack Man. Fuckin Freak
Crack Man by E to the Izzy August 21, 2008