For Christmas Shakes

a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation

A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"

by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011

Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.

"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

by rzerobzero April 28, 2012

metrolina christain academy

retarted school, all the teachers are gay bois.

that school across from the coffee shool looks like a metrolina christain academy

by kidskoolaid October 23, 2018

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

by Autumn S January 6, 2009

Christmahannukwanzadan

The background of UrbanDictionary during the 2010 season, that in its attempt not to, shows some ignorance--the fact that Kwanzaa is not a religious holiday. It was created commercially by Maulana Karenga, an African-American, in 1966, because he felt that secular blacks were left out during holiday celebrations.

Two guys are on urbandictionary on December 2, 2010 and see the background: "happy CHRISTMAHANNUKWANZADAN from urban dictionary"

White guy: We have Christmas, you have Kwanzaa.
Black guy: Not really.... Well actually, kind of, because these days your Christmas isn't even religious, it's only a chance for The Man to make some money off of you guys.

by Bobazonski December 3, 2010

christmas

1. A time when you are forced to spend time and money on people you hate (i.e. your family). People get drunk, fight, then go home and sleep, then wake up with bad hangovers.

2. A time where a perverted fat dude named Santa comes down the chimney and gives little five-year-old Jimmy the dirty magazines he always wanted.

"Christmas fucking sucks."

by Kay January 18, 2004

christmas wave

flipping someone the bird
at christmas

When Jill took the last cookie, Grandma gave her a Christmas wave.

by little red1234 December 26, 2008