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Charlie Sheen and the Orphans

An excuse used by people who get hurt in stupid ways. When asked, they say that Charlie Sheen was picking on some orphans, and attacked when apprehended.
Carl: how did you say you broke your arm again?
Mark: I told you, I was fighting Charlie Sheen.
Rob: I saw it, but I forgot to put the video on youtube. Charlie Sheen was setting fire to the orphanage, and Mark was like "Dude, not cool," and Charlie went all caps rage and snapped that arm like a twig!
Carl: Charlie Sheen and the Orphans? Cool story bro.
A Charlie Girl is unusually perfect, she's unreal.
You'd be very lucky to have a Charlie Girl in your life.
Have you seen her?! Oh there goes our Charlie!
Charlie by Genius...... November 6, 2016

charlie taylor 

Charlie Taylor is the most fittest boy going must be living in England and listens to chill old music such as "superstition " "chapel of love" this sets his romantic mood #SexyTime

Loves abit of older clunge!
*going to the chapel and we're gonna get married

Charlietaylor: oi oi 'charlie taylor'
charlie taylor by Bobstar 115 April 17, 2017
A man who is whipped by his girlfriend, even though she is shagging around like the swinging 70's.
guy 1: is that charlies bird?
guy 2: yeah she shags about
Charlie by Squad Selector September 26, 2017
charlie is thic af and gets all the boys and is really funny and swears a lot anybody would be lucky to eat her allllll up num num
wow look at that girl over there but me a charlie
charlie by gloper October 30, 2017
Charlie is your best friend she is always taking care of you and no matter what she will be there by your side she is also very good at art and a pro at sports ( football /rugby) she may also be older than you
Boy1: Wow who is that she's so good at football

Boy2: Oh she's charlie my classmate she is the best at art too
Charlie by KatelynThaKandyGurl December 1, 2017