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breastaholic

A breastaholic is one who holds the Breast above all else; The most important, beautiful and sexy part of a woman's physique. Breastaholics care little for or about anything else than big, bouncy, perfect breasts. A true breastaholic will use this as his lone quality in choosing a mate/porn star.
Susan had cheated on Tom every week for the past six years with a different man each week. However, as Tom is a breastaholic, he wasn't capable of pulling himself away from Susan's perfectly shaped D tits.
by Stinkoman'd! December 14, 2008
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Breaking The Brown Ice

When you fart for the first time in a new relationship.

It can take days, weeks, months, as long as you wait to fart or shit in the presence of your significant other.
Breaking The Brown Ice

I just couldn't hold it anymore.. I had practiced as a child to make them silent.. I though I could do it for this one. It was nearing the end of Mr. Bean and it made this romping sound. She looked at me and giggled. That was the day I broke the Brown Ice.
by Sl!m Jim the grim October 3, 2010
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Butt break

The time spent on the toilet where a person reads a book, listens to their ipod, or plays there portable gaming system.
We're going on stage in five minutes so this isnt going to be a butt break.

Get your ass working Jake, this isn't your butt break.
by Jamammal July 15, 2010
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Breaking Benjamin

1.A great band out of my area... Has the greatest underground site EVER. www.shallowbay.com. It's amazing. 4500 members and growing :D

2.A band known only for We Are Not Alone

3.A band consisting of Ben burnley, Aaron Fink, Marcus James, and Chad Szeliga (it's all about the chad! :D)
Me:Dude, did you hear breaking benjamin's song topless?

Them:Topless? They don't wear shirts?

Me:Exactly
by jmeye47 April 13, 2005
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text message breakup

to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.
"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"
by Gtron January 1, 2007
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Breastures

1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.

2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
by Sethington September 30, 2008
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Breastscape

The area of a woman's breast that is extensively displayed by low-cut blouses. Similar to the words "landscape" and "skyline" in describing other kinds of scenery. Breastscape includes, but is not limited to cleavage. Also: "Overboob".
I love the beach. The surf, sand, and "breastscape" are incredible!
by kyeat001 July 25, 2009
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