Bowling-Ball

Sexual technique where multiple fingers are inserted into the vagina and anus of a girl, but from an angle such as would be used to hold a bowling ball. A slight variation on the shocker.

"I bowling-balled her for a few minutes after I pulled out."

"Oh baby, you know I always get off when you bowling-ball me."

"I bowling-balled her before we even kissed."

"I tried to bowling-ball my girlfriend, but she neglected to tell me she still had a tampon in."

Ted: "Mark, I totally bowling-balled your wife last night."
Mark: "Fuck you, bitch!"

by khol August 14, 2008

how-it's-made boring

the highest level of boring. frequently boring people to death. deriving its name from the discovery channel show, one of the most boring programs on television, filmed out of Canada and narrated in a monotone.

the lecture on ancient Mayan pottery was how-it's-made boring

by d.dz October 25, 2008

pumpkin bowling

about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!

Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.

by timpacalypse October 8, 2005

Blowing up

used to describe present state of extreme emotion, ie, anger, happiness, excitement, frusturation, joy, etc.

"I have no more weed! I''m blowing up!"

"This is such good food - i'm blowing up!"

"I can't wait until woodford, i'm blowing up!"

"How's jim since rachael dumped him?

he's blowing up"

by shaka12 July 8, 2009

Paper Boying

When you cum in any paper whether it be a napkin or actual paper and you throw it on someone's lawn preferably someone you don't like or an ex. This is best done when with your gf because it's just creepy alone.

"Me and my gf paper boyed that bitch's house last night"

to get revenge on ur ex you and another girl should go paper boying

" That bitch got the latest addition of the ( You and your gf's name here) times

by The Paper Boy June 20, 2009

Booing

A crap slang word meaning "bad" or can mean to whine or winge. Used by people that dont know how to use the word fuckinging and shit expressively enough.

"aaw man your Booing again"
"what do you mean blink182 have another album out? Booing"

by Tara Banana July 2, 2004

boringer

It can get more boring

Brooke: Uni work is so much boringer than being bored.

by didn'treallyfeellikeputting November 4, 2008