bonerboat

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag

The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.

by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Boner language

The ability to tell if someone has a boner, just by their awkward actions and gestures.

A: "That kid has a boner."
B: "How can you tell?"

A: "I read his boner language."

by AWitBaybay July 10, 2011

Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011

bonercyclist

1. One who gets an erection (slang: boner) when riding a motorcycle.

2. One who rides a boner.

The bonercyclist hit a truck head-on while fapping over his Harley.

Your mom is a bonercyclist, she rides boners all day every day.

by Deav, Belkins & Associates October 20, 2012

Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.

"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."

by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013