bored

London term for gettin stabbed

Oi that boy got bored up! - He got stabbed

by Grafta May 1, 2006

Boarding Up The Closet With Rainbow Corpses

Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.

me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."

(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)

by Vhurka March 22, 2010

Boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

An alternative form of spelling is @boardbitch@.

(Troll): You can't defeat The Little Red Notebook!
Member: Really (troll), can't you do better?
Mod: No, that's about par for our boardbitch

by JustPassingBy November 8, 2008

board banger

Someone with a magic board, magic meow mix and a magic beat.

Skateboard Mc is a real board banger cause he got the beat in the system and let the bass hum.

by Devin Pat November 25, 2007

boredinary

Simple straightforward definition.Ordinary is boring. Break the mould, go for the burn, stand out from the crowd, ignore the sheep. Don't become uniform, don't be boredinary.

Man#1: You listen to that new audiobook?
Man#2: Audio what? What the shit?
Man#1: It's a book on CD
Man#2: What the fuck is a book?
Man#1: Pages,bound together,left-to-right reading. You can learn things.
Man#2: You are so boring.Books?You gay?
Man#1: No, you are boredinary, you slave to the system. Stand out man, make yourself unique. Burn your pants! Wank off a chicken or something!
Man#2: Go fuck a horse.
Man#1: Already did, it was your Mother.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 16, 2008

boredazzle

so boring you see spots.

that presentation was boredazzling.

that guy can really boredazzle you with useless facts.

by skiptree July 25, 2009

Boarding a sinking ship

Band-term. After one band member decided to quit the band, all the other members already know that it's over but they decide to put up an add for a replacement anyway "just to see where we can take this anyway". After the new recruit joins this band with the enthousiasm of a young pup and probably got himself new "gear" just for this occasion, a month in or so after some half-assed rehearsals the whole band decides to call it quits.

"I got a new bass, a new amp, quit my job so I could make it to all the rehearsals, wrote five songs, and then they decide to quit!"

"Sounds like you we're boarding a sinking ship!"

by Anonymous Model September 21, 2009