Cranky Bean

the female form of blue balls

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012

Giner-bean

An unlucky person who has been diagnosed with the 'Ginger Disease'

Simply, somebody who is ginger, or resembles the identity of a 'Dyslexic'

"OMG! A ginger...Giner-bean!!!"

by JG-SUPREEEEEEME October 24, 2012

Prarie beaner

A native American constantly mistaken for a Mexican.

I asked him to make me a burrito until I realized he lived in a teepee. Fuckin' Prarie beaner.

by smittenkitten January 25, 2014

Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

by Washoe March 10, 2015

prime bean

A prime bean is a ghetto/hood South American person.

Wow that guy is a prime bean, he's even in a bean machine! (shitty car)

by bustcheeks April 12, 2016

supreme beaner

A Mexican who fishes in ditches, sewers or storm drains. Often sighted in the greater Houston area.

Pedro is a supreme beaner. I don't know how he doesn't get hepatitis when he goes fishing.

by Biggins McGee September 17, 2016

Zellie bean

A person with no visual misconception she is just beautiful inside as she looks outside, a life changing young woman that Saved my life, she is the meaning of true love

She has no flaws and is my reason to smile.

I love you Zellie.

Zelbeanie <3

I love you..

Hey Zell!
Zellie bean!

by Gu3ssWh0 September 17, 2016