ice skating fanny bandit

Expanding on the term fanny bandit, the term "Ice Skating Fanny Bandit" was coined during a glorious facebook comment war. The term itself implies a gratuitous amount of homosexuality and a general sense of unmanliness towards the recipient. The term is also very versatile in the fact that it contains a small sense of sophistication and lacks more vulgar terms compared to other similar insults such as queer, ass pirate, and cock lover.

Alex: "That Ed kid is such an ice skating fanny bandit for not going to the game with us."

by Alex U. October 2, 2007

Binding Spell

to bind with magic

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by I HATE YOU ALLI HATE YOU ALLI HATE YOU ALLI HATE Y April 4, 2003

Poop bandit

Suspicious money grabbing Jew who most likely has orange died hair. He is a Mexican as well. He shits in random places AND takes credit for it. He can't control his urges but he keeps going because he never gets caught. He often takes it in the ass as well

Henry page is the poop bandit

by Juulian Jones April 27, 2017

biddie

Some bullshit word some black asshole made up and no one knows what it means.

If u a biddie, dial da digitz.

by Johnny Rebel July 10, 2004

Bandito

A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.

"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008

Lars Bendik

Lars Bendik is a Norwegian male name where "Lars" means "Lard Arse" and "Bendik" (pron Bend Dick) means Bent Dick. This is also where the phrase "Åssen henger'n?" comes from, meaning "How does it hang", refering to the male genitalia.

Lars Bendik asked the prostitute for money

by Sondreeid September 5, 2014