Beef Kiln

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

by coazeau June 28, 2011

Beef

The size of a males dick

My girlfriend was soo impressed by my beef last night in bed.

by Sexual Conotations May 12, 2014

Beef Shield

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

by chrico031 May 5, 2015

beef stick

beef stick

beef stick?

by Jesus Chrib January 26, 2020

chipped beef with mayo

yeast infection

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.

by SUPERSAB June 28, 2010

she beef

It is a euphemism for a transsexuals penis.

Sometimes used for crossdressers, transvestites and/or drag queens.

I was about to have sex with this chick, until I noticed she was packing some she beef.

by WillowQueen December 3, 2010

dildo beef

The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.

Guy1:yo I slipped som dildo beef in my wife's coffee this morning.
Guy2:NOICE!!

by Raleighk62 November 21, 2013