Easter Basket

Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee

It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)

by tallyhallic April 7, 2009

Basketball player

A bunch of pussies

Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with

by Hohoclintondix January 24, 2019

Basking Ridge

the best place on earth to live oh wait thats anywhere but basking ridge.Basking ridge defined hmmm thats hard but i'll do it in 2 words IT BLOWS

Basking ridge blows really bad.

by g February 13, 2005

fruit basket

A prank in which the prankster exposes his scrotum and places it against another person's kneck.

"Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The 'Jersey Girl' director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a 'Fruit Basket.' Smith explains: 'I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the bleep was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the bleep is wrong with you, dude?'' -- New York Post, June 10, 2005

by William Perplexic June 25, 2005

Shit Baskets

The name given to scrap baskets at many large nursing home kitchens that have a somat run-off system.
They are called shit baskets because after many uses they start to smell verry bad and often gether alot of junk in them. They are also hard to reach so people ignore them.
Originated at a nursing home in Newtown, Pa.

Drew, did you get Shit Baskets yet?" "Hell no! They smell like a dirty spanish guy who works todays a week!

by ntrotiyi December 1, 2010

easter basket

The act of sexually penetrating your partner with her/his legs crossed indian-style and pulled up to their chest when lying on their back.

1) That gymnast that I got with last year was killer at the easter basket.

2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.

by BeeOverl0rd April 28, 2011

2 times basketball

The official size of Ogre's head.

see Ogre

Ogre's head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

That head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

by Aaron-Dillon-Ian-Cameron December 26, 2003