Baked beans

Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.

Baked beans give me the most frightful wind

by monkeybob November 19, 2004

Base 2.5

It refers to a point in the base system between 2nd base and 3rd base. It is dry-humping. It has always seemed more than simple groping but it is less than the handjobs/blowjobs of 3rd base. Dry-humping now has a definite place on the base system.

guy1: hey, y'know the base system?
guy2: yeah?
guy1: wher does dry-humping go?
guy2: base 2.5
guy1: ok cool thats good to know
guy3: you guys are fucking retarded

by uberjai July 27, 2012

Fantasy Baseball

A game in which major league baseball players are drafted to fill a fake roster. Different leagues have different settings but essentially you get rewarded when players on your team do good (such as striking out batters or hitting a home run) and penalized when they play poorly (such giving up 5 runs or striking out).
Fantasy baseball players are usually hardcore baseball nerds and/or stat heads. It is taken extremely seriously and causes extreme mood swings.

John loved the Boston Red Sox, so he felt dirty for selecting Derek Jeter as the SS for his fantasy baseball team.

I haven't slept in 3 days, my fantasy baseball draft is coming up and I need to study

by Will.I.Am2121 October 11, 2010

basehead

1. Someone who smokes freebase stimulants, particularly crack cocaine, but also methamphetamine.
2. An individual who lacks commonsense, presence of mind, or conscientiousness.

1. Check out the homeless basehead passed out on that bench.
2. You silly fuckin' basehead, you're looking at the map upside down!

by faustus November 26, 2006

808 base jump

Where a man takes a jump from a highly elevated platform(perhaps sky diving) in hopes of landing his dick into the woman's mouth.

Team work is needed.

Lindsey would you like to attempt an 808 base jump with me? Jamie can come too.

by foxy hound May 11, 2009

Mexican baseball bat

A sexual act, in which a man's testicles are held in a womand's mouth as she sucks on them, and the man slaps his penis across her face until he ejaculates on her face.

Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."

by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007

4th Base

You've left third base already, but failed to reach home. Now you are currently stuck in the twilight zone of an awkward, in-between base. I am not talking baseball.

Jerry left Bible study early, so 4th base was as far as we got.

by Skullwood June 30, 2015