Baker

A individual who is in terrible shape. Bakers are overweight and have rashes all over their body. Their eye region is covered with flaky dry of dead skin. They do no enjoy showers or hair cuts. Because of this they have some serious stink and hair that is usually down to their shoulders. They never wash their hair and after a few days bugs and chewed peices of gum find their way into the forest of fur.

Uh oh hear comes a baker

by Joseph Parie March 4, 2009

baller status

A silly term thought up by a lacrosse player in Maine who has no handles. It often describes his ridiculous basketball shoes.

yo my kicks are baller status

by Cam Kolenick March 17, 2008

Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.

I am the makerer of Bakerers!

by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005

double backer

when some one moons you and pushes their sack back near their ass it's called a double backer

hey derek when you double backerd me you had poo chunks on your nuts

by Caflisch22 May 4, 2006

Boob-Backer

1. Men who's fat forms breast-like appendages on their backs.

2. An overweight individual

"I don't think he's that fat."
"What are you talking about? Dude's a boob-backer!"

by Totalimmoral September 8, 2008

glovers bakery

the fictional bakery making quality lasagne and Thai curry.
ingredient monosodium gloverate has been known to cause parkinsons disease as well. Also has the secret ingredient tomgloverbiocarbons the secret ingredeint of the lasange...no joke!

Man:oh doc, that lasagne I just ate from glovers bakery was really nice,really well cooked.

Doctor: Indeed sir but I'm afraid you have parkinsons disease.
Man: Noooooooooooooo!

by Ms.Battydale January 3, 2009

Crazy Baker

A Fucking Retarded Maniac

"You're one Crazy Baker"

by Carson CCCCBAKE November 25, 2007