by grwvgrdsw July 23, 2005
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I had the best baked ziti last night.
I bet, it sounded good.
Only negative was I got it all over my shirt.
I had the best baked ziti last night.
I bet, it sounded good.
Only negative was I got it all over my shirt.
by Scotchchucker April 14, 2009
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The Baked Noodle refers to a pathetically limp penis being baked in a vagina that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. This emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp dicks. However, the shrimp dick that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. Despite such tremendous effort, the Baked Noodle remains distressing and worthless.
The man starts of strong. His noodle is impressively stout. However, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. This an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. He is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. His only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his Baked Noodle into a deplorable, weak orgasm. Although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.
by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011
Get the Baked Noodle mug.To deposit semen in a woman and not let her "drain" it out. Also known as a "Frosty Freeze" when done in the winter.
by CZspy January 14, 2010
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Get the blacked mug.a backbend is when you are standing up and you bend all the way back, hands on the ground and feet on the ground too, and back is arched all the way up.
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by c0ldfire February 4, 2010
Get the backend mug.The endeavor of sodomizing an active partner or a person to whom which you're affiliated with in a sexual bond. A pre-eminent phrase originally used by Led Zeppelin's Front-man - Robert Plant - in their track "Whole Lotta Love".
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