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backdoor

when a girl gets fingered by a guy
hey girl i backdoored with chris lastnight and it was fuckin awesome
by grwvgrdsw July 23, 2005
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Baked Ziti

Sloppy rough drunk sexual intercourse usually involving a little blood.
You hungry for some late night? I've got leftover baked ziti waiting for you at my place.

I had the best baked ziti last night.
I bet, it sounded good.
Only negative was I got it all over my shirt.
by Scotchchucker April 14, 2009
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Baked Noodle

The Baked Noodle refers to a pathetically limp penis being baked in a vagina that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. This emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp dicks. However, the shrimp dick that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. Despite such tremendous effort, the Baked Noodle remains distressing and worthless.
The man starts of strong. His noodle is impressively stout. However, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. This an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. He is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. His only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his Baked Noodle into a deplorable, weak orgasm. Although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.
by CavemanBossDoot July 7, 2011
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Banked

To deposit semen in a woman and not let her "drain" it out. Also known as a "Frosty Freeze" when done in the winter.
I totally banked that chick.... probably not a smart thing since now she said shes pregnant.
by CZspy January 14, 2010
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blacked

"I heard you messed with ___" "Oh nah you blacked"
by user three November 30, 2020
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backend

a backbend is when you are standing up and you bend all the way back, hands on the ground and feet on the ground too, and back is arched all the way up.
she is doing the backend really good!
by c0ldfire February 4, 2010
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I want to be your backdoor man

The endeavor of sodomizing an active partner or a person to whom which you're affiliated with in a sexual bond. A pre-eminent phrase originally used by Led Zeppelin's Front-man - Robert Plant - in their track "Whole Lotta Love".
girl: "I really like you, but is there anything you would like to share with me before we do it...?"

guy: " I want to be your backdoor man..."

girl: "...."
by Justcallmetiony May 31, 2018
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