smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

Turkey Rebellion

Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!

Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!

by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 18, 2020

Turkey Oven

When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.

We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.

by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020

Lurkey Turkey

When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.

"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"

by haikumoonface April 19, 2018

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

turkey dropping

Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.

by mcmappy November 23, 2017

Turkey licker

When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.

Lil Wayne is such a Turkey Licker

by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016