Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

Silly noodle time

A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative

Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since

by 1818551 June 27, 2023

Chicken Noodle soup

A word that can be said at any time at any occasion

Dad:your adopted
Son:chicken noodle soup

by WaffleStomp July 6, 2021

Chicken Noodle Soup

A type of soup that taste's like the fun at Camp Barney Medintz!!!

I love Chicken Noodle Soup!!!

by BobBob28 July 24, 2009

Cup O Noodles

The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.

Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!

by Joe Fogarty January 29, 2008

word noodles galore

an expression of ultimate approval. evolved from: cool beans-cool noodles-word up-word noodles-word noodles galore.

my weekend was fun. word noodles galore.

by patricio June 11, 2006