Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo

I love my dookie dildo

by anonymous January 15, 2024

dildo juice

The leftover cum on a dildo.

"Nelson wants to suck off the dildo juice."

by Jesusismybestfriend June 25, 2016

dildo

A fucking plastic or rubber dick

Babe can you buy a dildo so i can fuck you to

by handle1789 April 26, 2021

Dildo bike

It's pretty self explanatory....

Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!

Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...

by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014

Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018

dildo cam

a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina

dildo cam allows to stream your pleasure right to the internet

by dildo777 March 21, 2024