Matt Boike

He is usually a faggot, has a tiny penis... 8==D (actual length) He's asian and loves to get wasted. He also likes to stick his fingers in his butthole and tickle his prostate ALOT. He loves Porn and going on Chatroulette

"Hey Justin let's go on Chatroulette!"

"No Matt Boike..."

by Matt Boike August 9, 2012

Matt

God represented in a Mii.

Alright, time to play Wii boxing! OH SHIT IT'S MATT!

by phelldymein September 30, 2019

matt

somebody who rages over small things.

Person 1 - Why'd you take my FUCKING pen?
Person 2 - Yo man don't be a matt.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019

matt🤠

he is ugly and a fuck boy and will leave u on delivered but you will keep him around cause he’s tall

matt🤠 is a bitch

by nurse nigga April 16, 2020

dvs-matt

A knowledgeable poster on the website Nexopia.
Reasonably well known and posts in drug forums mostly.

See, I told you dvs-matt would know the answer if you asked him.

by JACKOFFASAUR January 13, 2008

MATT Z

A scruffy older gentleman that trys to relive his past through surrounding himself with younger people, usually fresh outta highschool.

"Hey let's go over to MATT Z's house after school, we can do anything there"

by MrArizona November 19, 2011

Bre and Matt

Bre and Matt are two peas in a pod. Everybody is jealous of how close they are.

Look at Matt and Bre aweee. Bre and Matt are special.

by mansmansmaj February 4, 2017