window of inopportunity

A period of time when something cannot be done. Antonym of "window of opportunity". A slightly sarcastic phrase drawing on its opposite meaning of a common phrase.

We dont have data for May, thats a huge hole in our marketing campaign. May is a window of inopportunity!

by Savalkan June 13, 2008

Windows Vista

One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.

For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.

Guy 1) What is better? Windows Vista or 7?

Guy 2) 7.

Guy 1) Why?

Guy 2) Because Vista is bullshit.

by Teslarossa November 16, 2013

windowing

The act of going to your crush's house removing all your clothes and then wiping your dick across a window preferably one where your crush can see you.

Tom: I was windowing Suzie last night when suddenly her dad came and I had to run away.
Paul: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by TroofPoof May 4, 2016

window peeker

People who smoke or snort cocaine and get so paranoid they are constantly peeking out the window.

Tommy is so paranoid from smoking crack he's been standing there all night being a window peeker.

by Knowledge4u September 21, 2016

window booty

When female sits in the window of a vehicle door with her ass hanging outside of car for sexual reasons

Man you haven't had no booty until you try some window booty

by Turtletoes May 23, 2018

Window of Enthusiasm

A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.

Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.

by On the Buses November 23, 2020

Windows XP

Back then: one of the best operating systems on the market.

Currently: one of the most overrated old Windows operating systems.

It was as great as it could've been at the time, that's all I can say. But the cartoon-ish blue GUI was no doubt very outdated compared to the more refined Aero UI of Windows 7 (and Vista).

Windows XP didn't really give me fond memories as a child (6-9 y/o), but Win 7 sure did (10-12 y/o).

No one:

Me: Windows XP was meh, but Windows 7 was awesome

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 27, 2021