The Ecuadorian Casualty of War

Refers to the lone Ecuadorian casualty of the Second World War, stemming from an incident somewhere in the Andes Mountains, where a likely deranged donkey kicked a member of the Ecuadorian army in the gonads, resulting in his unfortunate death. The incident reportedly took place only mere seconds after the second and final atomic bomb was released over the Japanese city of Nagasaki.

"Damn... If only he held out for another 10 seconds. Poor muchacho."

"Yo dude did you ever hear about the Ecuadorian Casualty of War? It was a rather unfortunate situation."

by An anonymous source September 28, 2014

kentucky tug-of-war

Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.

We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.

by Christrillion June 8, 2016

YouTube Civil War

A fight that contains immature social media influencers who are not aware of the responsibilities that come with fame.

Omg have you heard the latest drama on the Youtube Civil War!!

by youtube wildfire August 9, 2017

Two-Fronts War

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

Polish the War Helmet

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Age of war

a flash game that many people have nostalgic memories of playing, it's a strategy game where you must build a continuous stream of troops to defend your civilization and attack the enemy.

"dude do you remember playing flash games as a kid"?

"hell yeah i do, do you remember age of war?"

by Doge layer December 28, 2020

New York Rat War

A historical event taking place in 57 Street subway station on December 3rd, 2007 Where at least 40 people were trapped in the station after the security gates suffered an electrical malfunction. Smelling the fear and warm flesh swarms of new york subway rats immediately began to attack the people resulting in a vast majority of them being devoured by the vicious rats. The CBRN was promptly deployed and a quarantine zone was quickly established. Multiple teams of heavily equipped soldiers were then deployed with various modified lawnmowers to deal with the infestation. As a result there as an estimated 28 human casualties (one being a soldier who hit a bump on a ride on mower and fell in front of it) and an unknown amount of rat deaths. However it is believed to be in the tens of thousands. This tragedy was swiftly covered up by the New York City board of tourism but it is rumored some footage remains.

The New York Rat War was vicious, man

by Rasterloner June 9, 2021