Typer's death

When you are chatting online with IM or in a game or IRC or anything, and you respond to 2 different messages with the same thing in a row.

Buddy: I edited that out to fit
Me: hehe
Buddy: was a good fall though
Me: hehe
Me: Oh shit
Buddy: TD!
Me: Crap

by B. G. May 16, 2005

typerbole

Exaggerated statements or claims made on a email list or in an onlie forum that are not meant to be taken literally.

"Jim is back on the list and letting loose with the Typerbole again.

by tmous July 27, 2007

typekno

The term for when somebody purposefully makes a typo. They know they are making it.
usually it is
-to make something more subtle
-to hint
-to confuse the other person
-used when someone is roped into having to explain themselves, but they don't want to totally get their point across clearly
-kinda like mumbling, but in typing form

Example 1-
Jamal- wtf did you make out with my girl last night?
Samir- no what are you talking about
Jamal- I'm talking about seeing you make out with my girl last night
Samir- oh well like she was kinda like mon me so i just kinda tlde her yrah and it was lkee idk

Example 2-
Girl is trying to get across that she doesn't want to hang out her house, but she does want to hang at his. But she doesn't want to say this so she says:
i'm down for anything but sittin around at m house

"m" was the typekno.

by SqueakJ February 14, 2009

typemoon

Chatter: sup people
Endetium: hi
Chatter: *posts offensive or pornographical material*
Endetium: *banhammers*
Endetium: im off to touch myself in the shower
Anonymous: *SPAMSPAMSPAM*
Endetium: *banhammers*
Endetium: ok i have no life moar lolicons or ill eat your souls

typemoon is a pedobear :/

by NecesaryEvil July 30, 2011

typearbys

Oven Mitt ownage all day/ everyday

It is what it is

by Paul April 13, 2004

Typettes Syndrome

A syndrome very simmilar to Tourette Syndrome. A person afflicted with Typettes will often blurt out random profanities or onomatopoeia while typing in a IM program, chat room, or sending a text message.

1. (Typing) John:"Me and Billy walked down to the DAMN IT MOTHER FUCK store today."
Linda:"I think you may have Typettes Syndrome ..."

2. (Typing)Lora:"I think your a really cool guy Jim. I would like to CORRODED SCROTUM hang out some time for real..."
Jim:"Well... I'd love to hang out, but you have Typettes Syndrome ... sorry"

by Davis Hay March 9, 2009

Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."

Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023