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A place where the most rotten and vile people reside in, in this forsaken place you will find dramas every 5 seconds, 14 year old people who get offended at the slightest of things, pedophiles, zoophiles and more than the eye could see.
Tom: Hey, I just made an account on Twitter!
Alex: You have created a big mistake dude, delete your account this instant. NOW!
by imp fuck2 April 27, 2022
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The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.
Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does
by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022
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a place where people meaninglessly fight online, or look for their favorite porn artist
person 1:man i love to use twitter, have you seen whygena's_sketchbook

Person 2: no who the hell is that, shut the hell up
by gakksun crockpot May 2, 2022
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Twitter, made on March 21 2006, created by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, is a platform full of easily offended fruitcakes, annoying MCYT stans, furries, and many more mistakes. Some people are "based"(decent opinions), however, most people get "cancelled" "doxxed" or "ratio'ed".
Person A: Why do twitter users get so offended at simple opinions?
Person B: 172.345.11.12
by syndoken May 4, 2022
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twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter
i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash
by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022
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full of self centered narcissistic people and is the 1# poison to society and the home to many degenerates and keyboard warriors. people who use it act like their a hive mind and can do anything but really their iq is less then a sloth and most people there have severe vitamin d deficiency. its always a constant battlefield of insults and opinions cant exist for more then a mili second there.
hi guys should i make a twitter account :D

dont.
by i dotn knwo May 9, 2022
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! 🙊 PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHA HOO! HO BOY! That is fucking hilarious my guy! You're not wrong though Pfft Hahahahahahahaaa!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "It's not that funny"

Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."

Iam "Where are you going?"

Hym "Hold on..."

Iam ".......... Well?"

Hym "I was checking Twitter again."

Iam "And?"

Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"

Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"

Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."

Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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