Twitter

The Internet's hellhole.

dude: "hey man have you used twitter"
dude 2: "no twitter is a hellhole"

by Elliot Forsaken June 2, 2025

Twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.

Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy

by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017

Twitter

The Hell hole of the internet. Where people can get canceled over the stupidest thing or over actual illegal activities when the cops should be involved and not people who argue over a post from 10 years ago.

Person 1: hey man do you have Twitter

Person 2: i did but then someone doxxed me for not agreeing with them (don’t dox people it’s not cool and can risk multiple people’s safety)

by SululuScrabble June 17, 2022

twitter

a toxic social media platform filled with oversensitive faggots that act like toddlers, oh wait toddlers can think better than that,

man twitter is the worst social media platform on earth im quitting

by ilovehugeass56lawl October 15, 2022

Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored

Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"

by Idekidc May 19, 2021