Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

Table 43

Where the most fun of friend groups sit during school hours.

Yeah all the seats are packed cuz it’s Table 43

by /PiñheAd/ November 17, 2021

table

a animal that has leg

oh u fool ur a table

by Aidan fisk November 20, 2021

table

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cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee

by BFFF4LIFE! August 29, 2021

twabble

The awkward silence that happens after you’ve told a new co-worker that you had a prophetic dream about them but instead of thinking of it as a bonding experience they just think you’re weird and stalky. Can also refer to the awkwardness that keeps happening in the office for the next few years you work there.

If you find yourself in a twabble, whatever you do, don't go on to explain how you've dreamed about the futures of all of your coworkers and so this is nothing special.

by catsaresmarterthanraccoons September 11, 2021

table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!

Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?

by misf3re November 22, 2021

Tablee

A person who joins the finest tables and events around the globe, enjoys the the best music, spends less on drinks and grows its social capital.

~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend less money on drinks but enjoys fun time with strangers, who become best friends in the future.

Hope we will get some tablees to our table!

Hi! I’m Ashley and I’m a Tablee tonight.

by Tabler November 22, 2021