Turtle Neck

When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.

my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.

I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!

by middlemansamiam June 30, 2011

Turtleing

To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off

I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period

by Dick 33 October 19, 2008

Dirty Turtle

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds

Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.

by figpenagain March 20, 2009

turtleneck

What uncircumsized French men call their sheath. Also can be referred to as a skin sweater.

"You guys will need coats, but I won't, I've got on my turtleneck"

by Straci September 16, 2007

turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

by simo1981 April 19, 2008

Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Greggo Antony Bater March 4, 2010

turtle curtle

1.) the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

by Strany May 15, 2006