Toilet Snakes

They live in Iran, in the toilet-holes and bite your ass and balls when you go to take a shit

"navid was taking a dump in iran when a toilet snake bit off one of his nuts"

by jeji December 29, 2004

toilet bottom

A gay man who likes to get bodily fluids deposited in his ass. Anything goes, spit, pis, cum, whatever.

Josh got fucked last night, hes still got all the cum and pis in his ass. Damn he is such a toilet bottom.

by mattwj420 March 1, 2007

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

toiletbaby

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet

I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss

by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Hat Tilting

The act of tilting your hat in any direction other than the normal hat wearing position. Used by the majority of youth that wear hats. Some may be able to pull it off, and others look like they're just too stupid to put their hat on straight.

Cool person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: High five!

Dumb person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: *Punch* Hat tilting mofo!

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009