The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.
All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."
"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
by homb July 04, 2014
A syndrome that is affected through the skibidi toilet series. Many kids are affected by this syndrome, kids with this syndrome will proceeds to try and find anything they can put themselves in (example: laundry basket) ,and then putting their body inside thinking they are now one of the skibidi toilet guy while people sees them as a dumbass dogwater brained asshole trying to mimic a stupid ass character from a series developed by a dead meme. Some parents reacted differently, some just laughed off and proceeds to record them, some just do nothing, while some whooped their kids ass because of that.
Example 1:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE
Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*
Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE
Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*
Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*
by brokenport October 08, 2023
1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper
"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."
by floaster July 04, 2009
Toilets that, instead of using around 6 liters of water per flush, use about 2 or 3 liters per flush (lpf). This can result in even the smallest, softest piece of shit clogging the entire toilet, which can then result in unwanted calls for the plumber, and having to buy a jumbo toilet plunger to take care of your problem once and for all.
Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.
Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 04, 2006
With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
by nathan abbott July 19, 2005
Other term for Toddler Minds
If you like this then your mental age never surpasses The freezing point of water in Celcius
If you like this then your mental age never surpasses The freezing point of water in Celcius
by Hoahobecth August 13, 2023
When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.
by The Jax April 25, 2007