21 gun toilet salute

The innate desire after dropping a turd of some substance to stand up and watch it pass as you flush - to admire it and pay your last respects as it were.

After stretching my sphincter to its Matrix-like limits, I had to given that turdzilla a proper 21 gun toilet salute.

by Lovell from UT September 22, 2010

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

jersey the toilet

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

flushing the toilet

To give a blow job, fellatio.

"Did she go down on you...y'know, did she flush your toilet?"

"No."

by Jonbron May 27, 2005

toilet fudge

toilet fudge is basically poo

im off to the toilet, to make some fudge (toilet fudge) or off to make sum toilet fudge

by a gibbon November 25, 2007

toideshia

its a girl that is sexxier than a ice cream sandwich in africa.!! the dark species thats irresistable and lovable. a person that has a dark tan fit body with a lovely personality.

daaayumm that toideshia is a ten shawty!
or i want a toideshia for christmas mommy.

by thechattermasterbeast. April 3, 2009

earth a toilet

concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth

just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009