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Never felt a womens touch

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Didon has never felt a womens touch expect his mom and his sisters
by Purple food March 20, 2021
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
by The cock slicer May 4, 2020
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It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.
Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
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Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.
I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!
by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012
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An expression to use when something explodes.
Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.
by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
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Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
by Stooster April 23, 2006
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