Rusty Croaker

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.

I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.

by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018

rusty bitch

Slang for lasagna.

Person 1: yo mom lets buy some ground beef to make some rusty bitch
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son

by pumpcunt October 14, 2017

rusty itch

a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.

Man, I got a rusty itch on my nads that keeps popping up like my ex!

by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010

Rusty edge

Very similar to the dirty sanchez. The rusty edge is when reminence of feces are left on the penis from anal intercourse representing the rusty edge of a sword. The rusty edge should be used to titty fuck or mark your sexual partner with an 'X'

Jeb: Gee, Monica is doing butt stuff with everybody these days

Bill: Someone ought to give her the ol' rusty edge

by bambambambambamambam August 21, 2016

Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth using one's tongue while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

by MrTheGreek August 15, 2016

rusty firehose

When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.

Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose

by Joacochaco1 March 4, 2018

Rusty Delano

A rusty delano is when you get a handjob from your cousin in Hyde Park on Hudson

I got a rusty delano at the family reunion last month.

by giantsnail December 25, 2020