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Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025
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Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu
by Hellsercon March 29, 2025
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peak state gooning

peak state gooning may most be simply explained as gooing for so long you astral project into a different form of being. it requires hours of intence effort and techniques to reach it. it may also require sencery isolation for all but feeling. once reaching all thats left is (or experienced) is a pleasure so intence and outright violent that its beyond our own minds comprehension. it only requires holding a orgasm for 1 hour strait.
I reached peak state gooning in only 4 hours yesterday.
by the gooner of usa March 31, 2025
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Sol badguy flicker gooning

This is when you shove an sol bad guy plushie from guilty gear up your anus while yelling volcanic viper and switch in between oh yeah im sol badguying it so hard nanny nanny boo boo you cant stop me. while doing gunflame input.

the technique is to play arcade mode while following these steps so you have a successful gooing session to our king Fredrick

this was founded in 1829 by sol badguy himself he carried it through out his hardship and after fighting nago he gooned all over happy choas and which his splooge dissolved happy chaos and so they won. and i forgot to mention that yes this is very useful in battle. jojo siwa approves
hey honey i just got done "Sol badguy flicker gooning" im on my way home
by Yhcnom April 1, 2025
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Goon Trigger

An intentionally arousing image, video, or sound that provokes the thought or impulse to goon.
You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
by dointricksonit April 1, 2025
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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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I can't goon

A man pulled up to a drive through with no pants on whilst gooning. (He thought they wouldn't notice because of his tinted windows and the fact his window wasn't lowered all the way. He was put on a video online that went viral. Due to the humiliation and embarrassment he KILLED himself. Tons of the boys protested in support of this man and against this goonicide by going up the drive-thoughs particularly the online he was recorded at and shouting with no pants "I CAN'T GOON!!" The protesters believe that if a man wants to goon in the privacy of his whip then that should be respected.

The phrase "I CANT GOON" is also a nod/reference to George Droid's famous "I CAN'T BREATH!" while in search for fent to power his mk.2 Meta Gates fent reactor. His lack of fent also caused him to power down for good but he wasn't that type of guy. I promise officer.
That man was MURDERED. This is a GOONICIDE!! "I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON! I CAN'T GOON!"
by India smells GREAT April 2, 2025
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