Poops McGee

A euphemism used by Tenacious D to refer to something that's shitty. Can be heard in the episode "Angel in Disguise".
Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock the three.
Kyle Gass: (as a ghost) I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see.
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: No way, no KG I disagree.
KG: Why?
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Yeah
JB: Was the decision to set you free...
KG: (Walks onto stage) Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: Wait this is fuckin with my head. I totally thought he was dead.
KG: Just remember what you said. The medallion's made of bulletproof lead.
In harmony:
KG: I took a bullet for JB.
JB: Kyle took a bullet for me.
KG: Now I'm in Heaven and I can see.
JB: Now I got to rock for three.
KG: No no no no.
JB: KG and me.
Both: Don't forget about Tenacious D.
by MtFujiInMyPants October 24, 2006
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poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.
"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."
by ThaddPole October 11, 2011
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Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"
by idontknowmuch March 10, 2017
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Poop Prerogative

The right to interrupt someone's conversation because something just pooped by you or near you.
Ashley: So I was saying...
Kristin: oh, something just pooped by me. I'm sorry to interrupt
Ashley: no it's fine, it's your Poop Prerogative.
by daveg365 April 12, 2010
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Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.
*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!
by Scoob The Greek October 04, 2010
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poop you

Person 1: Haha you look fat today

Person 2: Poop you
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Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.
Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!
by PsychoPuppyDad December 12, 2010
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