pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

poon whistle

A mans instinctive reaction to drop everything he's doing when a female calls.

I was talking on the phone with a homie, he got the poon whistle, and hung up on me in 3 seconds.

by red dragons red rocket February 20, 2025

poon

A word with no set meaning, but which has a few widely accepted uses.

Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance

1. Peter just pooned his opps.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.

by lilpoonie October 18, 2025

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Poon

1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.

2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.

Tiago you just copped some mad poon.

I’m pooning Arjun in face.

by The gov’ner February 17, 2019

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine device

“i can’t find my poon!”

by rvvv January 26, 2025