Texas Flapjack

The act of applying ones ballsweat to anothers facial area in the form of a slap.

1.hey he is asleep. lets texas flapjack him!

by anusblast May 16, 2013

Texas Fizzer

The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer

Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty

by Big dick bart May 23, 2014

texas ladder

One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.

Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me

by Texas ladder August 15, 2015

Texas Blowjob

When you put hot sauce on your dick and have a girl lick it

Sandy gave billy bob a Texas blowjob for being a good boy

by Jokey4 April 13, 2017

texas oil

Nigga it's that lean

I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension

by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017

Texas Tampon

You put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s ass, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out

If i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.

by kneebrace October 24, 2017

Texas Pepto Bismol

The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.

Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."

by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017