Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel

#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot

by Mekazael March 4, 2024

Tofts

Acronym. Too Old For That Shit. Appropriate to use without the preceding pronoun. Generally accompanied by a sigh or a newly creaking joint.

I had a work event tonight where I had to shout to be heard. Tofts.

by kultaporo March 12, 2024

Toolshed

Mobile legend hero skin from my bf named Stan Marsh from my rp south park

Toolshed: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Me: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...

by wendychan2011 March 13, 2024

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024

tooshoshing

The act of murdering a stranger, then making them hold something the size of your dick until they go still and then have at it.

I can't believe Dave didn't get jail time for tooshoshing that frat guy last year!

by hollypalmer24 June 14, 2024

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

tootah

basically calling someone a dumbass

Jose: I like playing fortblox
You: I will chop your penis off you tootah machine

by Reversed December 2, 2024