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abortion on toast

An "abortion on toast" is a situation so bad/ chaotic/disastrous that it cannot escape being a spectacle.. basically it's a shit-show, a train wreck or a dumpster fire. Also, this term came from the Phil hendrie shoe
"Hey Billy, what did you think of the Trump rally"?

Bully a tremendous disaster, truly an. Abortion on toast if ever there was...
by Tedbell666 January 20, 2021
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Smeg on toast

Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
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emo goth gothic tats

Emo goth gothic tats is the new templar update of scaby laby dababy fanani choo depression imagine being, Exactly why the tissue box kills all. emo goth gothic tats is when someone has a bart simpson crying with black love hearts wallpaper on there skundux phone and when they search up 'painhub' in social studies on Wednesday, 24 November 2021 Rimu 9 for there new spotify playlist named 'SAD HOURS' with songs like 'SAD' 'Jocelyn Flores' and 'all girls are the same' because they are so depression templar malama.
person 1: die
person 2: I will
person 1: emo goth gothic tats
by ordinarytabledesk November 24, 2021
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call that french toast

'oh kiss a toaster, call that french toast!'
by hugosmind April 15, 2022
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Paul X Toast

Two gay men denying their affection to each other. But makeout in Minecraft anyways.
by Paul the Bussy Master 69 December 10, 2022
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Damn bro thats crazy

A incredibly boring or unfunny story
guy 1: Bro i just had the craziest story ever
Guy 2: ok tell me
Guy 1:ok so in class someone farted
Guy 2: damn bro thats crazy
by toasterman332 August 26, 2023
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