Tacoma Girl

A 21-35 year old single mom, divorced from a service member, has at least one STD and will perform unspeakable sexual acts within the first thirty minutes of meeting them.

Dude 1: last night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now my mustache has crabs!

Dude 1: the other night I went home with a Tacoma Girl and now I'm legally not allowed to give blood.

Dude 1: a damn Tacoma Girl walked up to me at The Swiss, grabbed my dick, then announced that it was her dick and she was going home with it. I then proceeded to give her a "red rhino" and go four fingers deep in her butthole.

by Bigstock April 19, 2011

fish taco with extra tomatoes

a fish taco with extra tomatoes is simply a vagina during a period.

*warning* eat at own discretion

dude, i went over to sarah's house last night... unfortunately, i didn't know she'd be serving me a fish taco with extra tomatoes!

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

shiny taco

Referring to shaved or bald vaginas.

1.) I have a shiny taco.
2.) I love to slap shiny tacos.

by Kris C. January 18, 2005

Louisiana taco

Getting any kind of hot sauce on or in a vagina, which, interestingly, makes the pussy wetter even though it burns. You could also have hot sauce or buffalo wing sauce residue on your fingers or in your mouth and then you finger or go down on a woman, making her pussy burn.

My booty call came over last night after I ate nuclear wings, and I gave her a Louisiana taco by fingering her before washing off my hands. Her snatch burned, but she was wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch. Next time I’ll just douse her pussy with Tabasco instead of lube and pound away.

by tonymarc March 18, 2011

Taco Vender

A mexican who serves tacos out of a vending cart.

Julio can be seen every day pedaling his taco cart up to the contruction site. Everyone sees Julio, and knows the mexican has arrived with the burrito supremes.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Taco-beer shits

A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits

dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today

by William Hardmaster December 26, 2008

crusty taco

To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.

by hamannbacon December 22, 2005