Nudez or it didn't happen.

When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.

John: Yeah, man, I totally got laid last night.
Henry: Yeah right dude. Nudez or it didn't happen.

by That's what I thought, Mika. June 23, 2009

No Won't Let You

Blatantly not letting somebody do something or performing some sort of action by blurting out "NO WON'T LET YOU!". They may not even do the action, even requesting it be done is grounds for a NWLY.

Dexter: Will you fill my car with special?
Troll: NO.
Dexter: But WHY?
Troll: NO WON'T LET YOU!

by Boulevard Nights June 5, 2010

National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.

If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.

by Hazelynn April 17, 2019

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day

So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u

by helper of the shorts November 3, 2019

Oh baby nah dat ain’t gon work

Usually used as a replacement for “ hell nah “ or “ fuck no “. Used in a moment where someone says something that is very ignorant and stupid and it surprised you ( but also not rly because in most cases you see it coming based on the person )

+ You and your crush are having a conversation*

The local, ignorant, white bitch that you have a crush on: “ blm is a racist movement and alm matter “.

You: “ oh baby nah dat ain’t gon work“ .

* you educate his dumbass *

by anonymous December 6, 2020

I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter

Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.

Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.

by achey breaky shart June 15, 2009

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you have experience in the sexual activities.

Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)

by RiadBum March 3, 2017