Verbal Strikeout

When somebody tries to either:

a. Tell a story
b. Say a sentence
c. Get a point across

but has to restart at least 3 times, you can call for a quick end to their speech by shouting "VERBAL STRIKEOUT". Three strikes you're out. The conversation must then make a complete shift and move on to another topic.

Guy 1: Hey man, last night was crazy, I was at a frat house and- well I was at my FRIENDS frat house then- but wait hold up- It might have been two days ago-

Guy 2: *rudely interrupts* YOU'RE OUT! Shut up now.

Guy 1: Wtf bro?

Guy 2: Verbal strikeout, duh.

by 1337 Fork April 20, 2009

stridersexual

When you are sexually atracted to cool, ironic, hot guys from Texas that wear shades.

John is stridersexual.

by Trash4Life September 16, 2016

Stricken

When you are so far beyond being done with something or someone.
When you are ill or look like you've just returned from the 7 circles of hell.
When a person/place/thing seems to be cursed.
When you're ready to "strike a match" to the entire situation.

"Will, are you okay? You look like you went bobbing for apples, and someone set the back of your hair on fire!"
"Bitch, I'm stricken!"

by thesinginlucas May 30, 2016

Mom stroke

A modified breast stroke that allows for sunglasses to be worn and hair to remain dry.

"I'm doing the mom stroke to cool off, plus I just washed my hair".

by hipmom January 28, 2010

Demo stroke

As a car salesman, this is where you go on a test drive with a customer and rub one out in the back seat without them noticing.

Man that was a short test drive. I barely had time for a demo stroke.

by Ravih22 March 29, 2015

strikes

Another term for matches.

"Can I bum a cigarette?"
"Fine."
"Got some strikes?"
"You bum."

by theChony April 9, 2006

the empire strikes from behind

When a male sneaks up behind a female in the bathroom and plunges his penis into her ass while giving her a swirly.

examples are over rated

by Turd June 10, 2004