my pet named Steve

i love my pet named Steve

all hail My pet named Steve

by all hail steve April 11, 2022

Pulling a Steven

When you leave the call for very suspicious reasons.

1:Alright guys im gonna go clean my room.

2:Hes definetly pulling a Steven.

by YashiRawr September 14, 2022

National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.

idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023

steve jewbs

all apple products cost 3 times as much as they should and
steve jobs is the ceo
thus making him steve jewbs

apple fanboi-omfg its steve jobs i wanna suck him off so badd!!!!!!!
pc user-(typical macfag wants to suck off steve jewbs)

by AMD-KRYPTONITE August 26, 2010

Steve

Tall white boy in art school who plays jihn too much and his legs are too long and it extends too far under the table.

Kathy: whose feet am i touching?
Steve: that's mine

by Valeratchet March 6, 2017

Hey, Steve!

The latest fookin' marvellous (occasional) character in strongbadia - is all.

"Hey, Steve!" - that's it.

by ni gyl May 9, 2003

Steve Nash

1. Best point guard in the NBA.

2. An extremely underrated defender.

3. To improve a team by a margin of 33 wins.

1. Steve Nash, 2-time MVP of the Phoenix Suns, is the best current PG in the NBA and the 9th best PG in the history of the league.

2. Joe took 5 charges in that game and his team won by exactly 10 points, but the TV analysts STILL say he's the worst defender! Joe's a real Steve Nash.

3. Too bad Iverson couldn't pull off a Steve Nash when he got traded to Detroit. Alas, Iverson is not the best PG in the game.

by #13 go get em February 19, 2009