Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out

I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020

fad slanger

When you overuse the tired catch-phases from last year in your daily speak.

My bad! Winning the internet! LOL, Let's GO! Ya think? FML! My anxiety is kicking in!
"If Sheila posts that she is just living her best life one more time! Such a Fad slanger!

by Artist802 February 20, 2021

Reverse stranger

Sitting on your own dick until it goes numb, then masturbating to simulate jerking off a complete stranger.

I just love pleasuring another man, but when I can’t find one, I employ the reverse stranger on myself instead.

by DangerStranger February 27, 2021

The Stinger

A move in which one tucks their hard penis and balls to appear like a bee / wasp stinger.

Quinton : I used The Stinger with Beth last night, she was confused at first, but she got the pounding of a lifetime!

Harry : Did she but tho?

by gutterslvt March 9, 2021

Zombie Stranger

The act of jerking off with a severed arm or hand while zombie from the cranberries plays on loop.

Person 1: To bad Jeremy lost his arm in that accident.

Person 2: Yeah but I heard the paramedic gave himself a zombie stranger in the back of the ambulance while he made Jeremy watch.

by Wolf of Main Street April 29, 2021